scooterize

To trick women/men into giving their panties by buying them massive amounts of tequila in order to make a homemade pillowcase.

Did you see Marty over there trying to scooterize Bruce with all that tequila? That's the third pair he got this week!

by degenerate beaver smasher December 8, 2011

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Scooter-Ripped

When someone is jacked enough to look bad-ass even while riding a scooter without a shirt on.

Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.

Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped

by Rico Bram July 29, 2011

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scooter boo

Pet name for a cute infant child.

Little Jaclyn Scooter Boo is adorable.

by Mom In Charge September 21, 2011

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scooter pumping

When a group of guys get to and rub the heads of their dicks together until someone cums.

Hey Pat stop pushing so hard , you're going to make me cum too fast and lose at scooter pumping.

by tsiehta June 11, 2016

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Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.

My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

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