In 1970's:
1.Disco 2.Led Zeppelin
3.Keith Moon dies
4.Kimi Hendrix dies
5.Queen
6.Lord of the Rings
7.Star Wars 8.Punk
9.Sex Pistols
10.Dead Kennedys
11.Gay rights
12.ABBA
13.Pot
14.Disco Demolition Night
15.Hip Hop :(
1970's Gas Crisis is the term for a sex act in which a length of plastic tube is inserted into the partner's anus, and sucked on. The act is so named because it appears similar to the gas siphoning that occurred during the gas crisis in the 1970's, where people would suck on a pipe to start the flow of fuel from one source to another.
My ass really hurts after last night, but my partner really wanted to experience the 1970's Gas Crisis.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!