poofasity

Homosexuality.

From "poof" a homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

Heterosexuality (antonymn)

Pro-Poofasity groups include LGBT and NAMBLA.

by AlxRymnd December 17, 2007

poof

1.) an effeminate homosexual male
2.) an onyx
3.) a gay gardener (GG)
(See Onyx)

Onyx is a poof-boy. How do I know this? Because he is a poof-boy. What is a poof-boy, you ask? (repeat)

by Lindsay and Nate April 7, 2004

poofer

mister promise

by gello October 31, 2003

Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

phoofer

the nether regions of the female body also known as the pussy and or vagina.

wow that phoofer is so fine its like spun gold.
remember that stripper shot a ping pong ball out of her phoofer.

by Jeremy O August 17, 2007

poof

poof on the bbc three comedy little britain, daffydd thomas, who wears tight leather clothes, and has a really annoyin accent, who lives in the barely knwon welsh village of llandewi brefi (or whatever!) and claims to be the 'only gay in the village' when clearly, he aint.

get over urself daffydd. You aint the only gay in the village.

'help me with the shopping'
'oh i cant im gay'
'poof'
'homeophobe!'
'what?'
'my own mother! im callin childline!'

by Soph Lee June 29, 2006

poof tree

Large young retard whom smokes shitty weed. He is also a bitch.

Poof Tree is here, lets leave!

by akdlnhkj March 28, 2007