Devil's Rim job

When your butthole burns, while pooping, from spicy food you ate.

Those hot wings gave me a mean Devil's rim job

Are you trying to give me a devil's rim job with those Jalapenos?

by Rja92 January 23, 2017

Garbage can buff job

When a girl runs her tounge in circular motions on your ass

“Hey babe can I get a garbage can buff job ;)”
“Ew no fuck off”

by Phil shift-ley April 13, 2019

The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

by ld0301 March 27, 2021

Courtesy Blow Job

To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.

After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.

Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.

by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

cob job

see scab together.

1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.

2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)

1. Dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. Whatever asshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.

2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.

"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "

by technohermit September 7, 2006

Elbow Job

The act of jerking off a partner with the crease of your arm by flexing back and forth.

I was talking to Cindy last night and she told me she wanted to give me an Elbow Job.

by Totally not Bill August 3, 2011

lap job

Verb: When a dancer grinds on you and makes you cum in your pants during a lap dance.

"You can go to Candybar and get a lap job"

by Shane McGehee June 14, 2008