vegan hammer

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)

This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".

I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.

by joeevil October 28, 2015

Jack Hammer

having a girl lay on her back on the floor with ass in the air while you are horizontal above her with hands on the coutch and feet on end table jack hammering the piss out of her.

Mike broke the table last night tying out the jack hammer on his new girl.

by batman63 May 28, 2006

yellow hammer

Inbred people such as those depicted in the film "The Deliverance".

Look at those Yellow Hammers sodomizing canoe riders down by the river!

by Michelle Hammons September 7, 2004

Meat Hammer

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK

I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.

by Smash Brown March 9, 2005

Fresca hammered

Phrase used in polite conversation referring to an intense acid trip. Fresca is a grapefruit-flavored diet soda that was first introduced in the United States in 1966, the same year that LSD was declared illegal. It is rumored that grapefruit may intensify a trip.

Man, I was Fresca hammered last night.
Yeah I was totally Fresca shit-faced.
Dude, 16 hours after dropping and I'm still Fresca tipsy.

by coastal10 November 9, 2010

Jew Hammer

A cheap-ass cock-swallower who waits until the last possible minute(in the restaurant) to decide to tell you he is penniless!! Now what? GTFO!!!!

You don't even have a couple bucks to leave as a tip??? You are such a F'n Jew Hammer!!!!

by Carolina Boy September 8, 2009

Grammar Hammer

A Grammar Hammer is someone who annoyingly interrupts what your saying to correct your grammar. He hammers you with his correct English per-say.

Teenager: Man this test is so much more hard then the last one!

English teacher comes up to teenager 1 and his friend.

English Teacher: No! What you should say is "This test is so much HARDER THAN the last one."
Teenager: God this guy is such a Grammar Hammer!

by Dr. M0 September 7, 2009