glitched

When you're so shocked you can't move; shook.

Person 1: I was so glitched when Ricegum released that distrack

Person 2: bro I know, I was shook

by B4vogue August 26, 2017

glitter mouth

An act of fellatio in which the fellatee pours glitter onto their member, and the fellator is left with a mixture of ejaculate and glitter in and around their mouth.

Sorry, bro, I can't make it to the bar tonight. I've got to hit up the arts & craft store so I can be prepared to give my girl the glitter mouth.

by la cucharacha June 7, 2009

Glitter

This is when two individuals meet and maintain a friendship in the usual like manner. However, happening in a crowded social gathering, there comes a time when one of the two purposely meets the other with an openly flamboyant display of Gay dress and likewise ambiguous personal mannerisms. This planned act is demonstrative of the growing confidence in the world's Gay society to "put one on us" where the non-Gay feel the hurt!

To "Glitter" is the Gay sub-culture's attempt to market homosexuality in America. A new phenomena in global communication helps to accomplish just that... See 'Glittered and Twittered' in the Urban Dictionary.

Said one Gay to another, "I've been stringing along five of them for weeks now, tonight I'm going to glitter every one of their faces in one fell swoop!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

glittoris

when a woman purchases a kit designed to bejewel her cellphone, but alternatively bejewels her entire vagina, inside and out.

"The I went down on her, but I temporarily lost sight because her glittoris was so fuckin' sparkly."

by kenny b October 11, 2006

Javelin Glitch

What a bunch of fucking noobs do in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It involves putting on danger close, marathon, and commando and running around and knifing. However, before going 'knifing', the prick (another term for javelin glitcher) cooks a Semtex, and without letting go of RB (or if you have no freinds and play ps3 R1) they hit Y and switch to the javelin. Somehow, this makes them just explode when you kill them. Needless to say, it is extremely frustrating and chances are it has accounted for many dollars in propert damage (ie. broken controllers).

Guy 1: dude what the fuck? I just shot this kid and I blew up?! What?

Guy 2: oh that's the javelin glitch. Don't worry, they will patch it soon and then all the kids who can't get kills will be hopeless.

by Artaxias December 9, 2009

glitch

Anything that makes life more difficult,
usually something that is itself trivial,
but is necessary for something else to happen.

Who knows where this came from? Lord knows, but he's not telling. Besides, God doesn't do technology.
I like to think its roots are in the words "glue" and "itch".
But of course, we all know it was developed under grant, for use in science organizations prone to error, such as NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, and the nano-technological field in general, where glitches have been made so small as to appear totally correct and self-repairing.

FROM AN ACTUAL EMAIL:

"Apparently one needs software loaded on the computer to download photos from this digital camera.  If I can get that software, do you think it will be for PCs and Macs?

Little glitches in the road."

by Sue Dohnim June 17, 2004

Glittah

A term for "glitter" in a language collectively referred to as "Bostonese" by fans of the New Kids on the Block. There are many words that can be translated into Bostonese by simply dropping an "-er" suffix and replacing it with "-ah." The origin of the word "Glittah" is said to have surfaced when NKOTB member Jonathan Knight went to hug a heavily embellished fan and then withdrew, saying "No glittah! No glittah!" for fear of getting glitter on his own clothing.

Joey Mac girls love their bling, but even they know not to wear glittah around Jonathan Knight!

by Amos238 June 10, 2009