Parkwood

A mental hospital that will just make you worse and just fucking depressed

Dude I went to Parkwood and it just made me fell like shit.

by RedBanana December 10, 2024

Parkledite

A Parkledite is a person who has freakishly long legs, long brown hair the color and texture of mulch, and they cannot squat so they skip every leg day, causing them to only have strength on shoulder press.

Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.

Geez, Josh, you're such a Parkledite, do better.

by Finalesshinesjuralesflowwyes December 15, 2024

parker

Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day

i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic

by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024

Parker2991

a random kaboom.pw player who owns a bot and is a fucking idiot

logs Player Chat | Packet Type: 4 OP Parker2991: ~validate 83cf0b7a24082421

logs Profileless Chat | Packet Type: 4 Prefix: ~ FNFBoyfriendBot: Valid Owner hash

by Parker2991 January 14, 2025

Parker paradox

The Parker paradox occurs whenever Parkster says something is bad. This automatically makes something good and vice versa. For example his liking to the shumper fits with the shoes proves this true.

‘Parker said his shoes are fire, that must be awful then due to the Parker Paradox’

by Jfernandes January 26, 2026

Parked

A person who got beat up, or beat up badly.

“Bitch you got parked”

“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”

“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”

by WetWillyntDry February 11, 2025

Parked

Something that’s going nowhere, like a parked car.

“Dude, the next spider-verse movie is so *parked*, they’re never making it.”

by JohnPlump February 16, 2025