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Trumpsplaining 

To string together meaningless phrases to convince people that you are actually answering their question (see Palindrome).
She knew he was trumpsplaining, but after a while, it sounded good to her.
Trumpsplaining by HWM December 3, 2016

trumpressed 

verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."
"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"
trumpressed by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

trumpiness 

unshakeable flaccidity
Republican candidates have been feeling a little trumpiness lately.
trumpiness by tgkrause August 12, 2016

Trumpledore 

"This guy is such a Trumpledore trynna build a mother fuckin' wall n' shit."
Trumpledore by Cartsleezy August 3, 2016

Trumping Up 

Doubling down on a proven lie and repeating it until can't be excluded from conversation.
Can you believe he's still trumping up his inauguration crowd size.
Trumping Up by Dr Night February 11, 2017

trumpeter's lips 

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
trumpeter's lips by Loopydave December 1, 2018