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Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Dick-punching class by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011
Related Words

Dick Scooping 

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys
Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

Dick Reset 

Something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see wank). Usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.
Lad 1: Dude, I've bin itching all day
Lad 2: Why? what up?
Lad 1: Well I rubbed one out earlier and I have had chance to DR (Dick Reset) yet.
Lad 2: Say waaaa!
Dick Reset by Vince6 January 9, 2012

dick sprinter 

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under
maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

dick charm 

When someone's douche bag antics become part of why others like them.
I don't know why I like that asshole James. I guess he just has dick charm.
dick charm by luke6377 January 1, 2013

dick nudge 

to nudge some one or something with a male private part. doesn't have to be bare
dude i totally just dick nudged that chair
dick nudge by brandonscott January 1, 2013