schmick

Nothing, zero, zilch, syn. for bupkis

I went looking for a job, and turned up schmick.

by Henry Fnord June 1, 2004

Schmucky

Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho

That girl you made out with last night is a schmucky.

by xflamefairyx September 3, 2010

Schmuckalaka

1. Is a state of being in which one is completely overwhelmed with vocabularic information that the only thing that comes out of the mouth is SCHMUCKALAKA! This state of being crosses all languages and has no barriers.

I was telling my boss that the reason I couldn't finsh the report was because my cat Schmuckalaka lak a la schmucka schma all over the schmakkk damn floor.

by Backpack Apple Bar April 5, 2008

schmuckus

too much information

"she scared me so bad i friggen sharted."
"whoa. schmuckus dude. schmuckus."

by cowbitch December 25, 2008

Joe Schmuckatelli

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number

This guys a real Joe Schmuckatelli

by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

schmucktard

Primary:

1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him

Secondary:

2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders

Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.

by IMBitchy March 20, 2011