PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

Procrashtination

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.

'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'

by castlering February 13, 2024

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024

Procraftination

to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!

You, did you do your homework?

No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!

Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?

by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024

Procrastinating

Put off doing something.

Can you stop procrastinating so you can focus? You’re wasting my time!

by Kason James February 21, 2026

Precrastination

Opposite of procrastination: doing something as quickly as possible, far ahead of schedule

Precrastination: when a hyper-organized bunny hops into a task so far ahead of schedule that it finishes before the starting gun goes off… and then nervously double-checks the instructions for the next three hours

by otter2025 September 19, 2025

actively procrastinating

the act of putting effort into finding other things to do, rather than doing what it is you should acctually be doing.

Mitch: I really didn't want to do my homework, but I couldn't find anything else to do, so I went and got my nipple pierced.

Frank: just to get out of doing your homework? you were actively procrastinating!

by PlaidLad May 28, 2010