osteology

the study of ostery, an ancient art lost to time

Tim: what do you wanna be when you grow up
Ben: i want to get into osteology and study ostery!
Tim: wtf is an ostery

by slasi April 15, 2022

Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009

maximilian ostrusska

dummer hurensohn

Person 1: kennst du diesen maximilian ostrusska?
Person 2: ja ur der hs

by maximilian ostrusska January 16, 2022

ostracize

to have erotic sex using multiple different 'toys' such as hand cuffs, whips, chains, birch rods, ect.

"I am gonna ostracize your mom."

by Tiger Lilly December 18, 2007

Claudat Ostia

“Close the doors” in Latin

Sabrina: Claudat Ostia *every door in the room closes*

by Sabrina the teenage cracker April 20, 2020

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 16, 2008

ostie de nation

One good term to use when pissed...And one good term to use when pissed in the region of Quebec or Montreal as a french maonfok...can be refered as the separatism movement but it's still a personal choice of using it politically.

Ostie de nation j'me suis peté le pouce en clouant avec mon marteau...Pu de beers ostie de nation.

by alex tonton July 30, 2008