Moonchicken

1. mythical creature who's very name strikes fear into the hearts of any who oppose it.

2. A popular pet usually kept by moon-farmers

3. A way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.

1. TV REPORTER: "Moonchicken terrorized locals when he destroyed a local orphanage with his massive talons!"

2. MOON-FARMER: "That right ther' is a darn good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county moon fair!"

3. self explanatory.

by davmalyssa June 16, 2011

Mooch

Someone that steals food to test to see if it is poisonous.

Zack: let me see if your fries are poisonous.

Dan: stop being a mooch

by Albinoforlife May 14, 2014

moosh

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Fact: moosh is cool and he fucked ur mume xd

by notmoosh123 July 7, 2017

moochandise

Refers to how the selfish-minded social spongers of the community arrogantly view/categorize any of their fellow townfolk who are gullible and/or soft-hearted enough to consistently fall for the leeches' "poor poor pitiful me" handout-requests.

It's okay to help out someone once in a while if he encounters honestly-unforeseen emergencies/setbacks that were genuinely beyond his control, but you need to be very careful that you don't just become moochandise whom every slacker in town comes running to every week for undeserved favors/assistance. Tip: To better determine if a blubberer's distress is da real McCoy or not, check da person's pockets for bottles of Cryagra; if you find some, show da dude da door ay-sap!

by QuacksO June 7, 2018

Moosh

Intense moshing

I Mooshed to hard yesterday I fell over

by urmumandme69 June 12, 2018

Moochun

Moochun is comprised of a variety of martial arts and martial sports mixed together in a useless way. Like combining Wing Chun and Mua Thai. The two systems are completely opposed yet fuck wits still try to combine the two.

That knob is teaching Moochun no wonder he's a useless fighter.

by Max1984Harper August 5, 2018

Moocha

A fuckin huge fish you see when you put fishing, usually seen on a berley trail

Friend - did ya catch anything

Dory - yeah got me a moocha from the berley trail, we on!

by Shelvee January 17, 2019