Moonchicken

1. mythical creature who's very name strikes fear into the hearts of any who oppose it.

2. A popular pet usually kept by moon-farmers

3. A way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.
1. TV REPORTER: "Moonchicken terrorized locals when he destroyed a local orphanage with his massive talons!"

2. MOON-FARMER: "That right ther' is a darn good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county moon fair!"

3. self explanatory.
by davmalyssa June 16, 2011
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