"I love you, Moonchicken!"
by 295POS September 25, 2008

by PAS592 October 09, 2008

1. mythical creature who's very name strikes fear into the hearts of any who oppose it.
2. A popular pet usually kept by moon-farmers
3. A way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.
2. A popular pet usually kept by moon-farmers
3. A way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.
1. TV REPORTER: "Moonchicken terrorized locals when he destroyed a local orphanage with his massive talons!"
2. MOON-FARMER: "That right ther' is a darn good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county moon fair!"
3. self explanatory.
2. MOON-FARMER: "That right ther' is a darn good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county moon fair!"
3. self explanatory.
by davmalyssa June 16, 2011

Dude, i fucked some girl last night - Total Moonchicken!! I had to put a bag over her head so i could cum!
by Vic & Char November 26, 2006

Drunk as a Moonchicken
by Tennesseeshaker April 24, 2021
