1. mythical
creature who's very name strikes fear into the hearts of any who oppose it.
2. A
popular pet usually kept by moon-farmers
3. A
way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.
1. TV REPORTER: "Moonchicken terrorized
locals when he destroyed a
local orphanage with his massive talons!"
2. MOON-
FARMER: "That right ther' is a darn good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county moon fair!"
3. self explanatory.