by busterhumphammer February 14, 2010
Get the iPhone Generation mug.Guy: Shit fuck piss! My cunt ass iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*
by KILL ALL SOCCER MOMS March 22, 2010
Get the Virgin Iphone mug.a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.
hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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by sjmvi August 4, 2008
Get the iPhoney mug.a type of kiss. Open mouthed, but no tongue. From the root word, ish, meaning kind of.Kind of making out.
by Felicia August 12, 2004
Get the ishing mug.Forgetting that you have a tech prototype and leaving it in a public place, which starts a media storm about your upcoming product release.
Apple fired me after they told me to test a prototype. I took it to a bar and left it there. Steve Jobs said iphonesia isn't a real condition.
by Number10ox September 10, 2011
Get the iphonesia mug.The act of checking your iPhone with the intent to do one thing and being so distracted by notifications from other apps, texts or messages that you forget why you checked your phone in the first place. Can happen with any smartphone.
Sorry I didn't call you back, but by the time I updated my Facebook status and answered some texts my iPhone ADHD kicked in and I forgot what I was doing.
by Loquacia December 7, 2014
Get the iPhone ADHD mug.The only tool anyone will ever need. A new one comes out every other week and somehow gets more and more awesome. People pretend to hate it and play with their android in the corner of their moms basement and cry themselves to sleep evert night looking at the sickly android market. The iPhones will one day take over the world and you know you love it.
1: dude you've gotta see this video on YouTube (from android)
2: okay
1: hold on it's still loading
2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)
1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)
2: okay
1: hold on it's still loading
2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)
1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)
by KriegKid November 15, 2010
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