Definitions by Loquacia

iPhone ADHD

The act of checking your iPhone with the intent to do one thing and being so distracted by notifications from other apps, texts or messages that you forget why you checked your phone in the first place. Can happen with any smartphone.

Sorry I didn't call you back, but by the time I updated my Facebook status and answered some texts my iPhone ADHD kicked in and I forgot what I was doing.

iPhone ADHD by Loquacia December 7, 2014

halficle

The result of a company's attempt to reduce office space they occupy by squeezing their employees into smaller offices or cubicles, often half the size of their previous one. A halficle is a half-sized cubicle.

To save money, our company downsized everyone's cubicles to halficles. Jan is only 4'9" and she can lay across her halficle work surface and touch opposite walls! Our new halficles are so small, I can reach over and answer my neighbor's phone without leaving my chair!

halficle by Loquacia January 27, 2010

dispursia 

the act of looking into your purse or bag and forgetting what you were looking for. This condition is compounded proportionately by the size of the bag and the volume of its contents.

I opened my bag but my dispursia kicked in and I forgot what I was looking for.

dispursia by Loquacia October 29, 2008