To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
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by master goon minus one October 12, 2025
Get the help the mehmug. by isdylanok November 10, 2022
Get the /helpmug. by im traped send help May 26, 2020
Get the wtf help im trapedmug. the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun
by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021
Get the helpmug. Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
Get the Why not ask for help?mug. by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023
Get the Comp Sci Helpmug.