Gorden 

funny way of saying Go Then!

I told you i dont wanna go ... Uwanna go? Gorden!

Gorden by Gorden973 July 4, 2008

Jeff Gordon 

#24 in the Nextel Cup, has won a few championships, but is still a flaming cocky ass faggot, and maybe if he wasn't so busy blowing his teammates he wouldn't have lost his wife and girlfriend that he had.

You'd have to be an ass pirate to like Jeffy Gordon

Jeff Gordon by Bud 8 March 16, 2005

Gordon 

an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.

Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.

Gordon by Soulja Boyz October 16, 2008

Gordon Bombay 

A techinque of masturbating while you take a massive shit

Popularized in the early 90's during the mighty ducks film series hence its name

Man Im horny and full, I gotta take a Gordon Bombay I'll be right back

Gordon Bombay by Russtylerhommie September 2, 2011

Punta Gorda 

1: A city in Florida full of rich people (in Punta Gorda Isles), criminals (on Cooper street), whiners (city wide), and 30 mph speed limits (city wide). There aren't any stores in the city limits because the city counsel doesn't allow it. The hosptial offers good care on the first floor but sucks balls upstairs. The high school is a piece of crap known as Charlotte High School and can't move on after losing their "historic school" that was destroyed in Hurricane Charley and has the worst academic record in all of Charlotte County. Any teenager with brains gets his/her parents to sign the paper so they can attend cross river rival Port Charlotte High School in Murdock, Florida to get away from the weirdos at CHS.

2: Fat Point in Spainish

1: I live in Punta Gorda.
2: Punta Gorda, Florida is a punta gorda.

Punta Gorda by The Muffin Man 2 June 6, 2009

Gordon Brown 

When driving, you wave someone through with a smile when really you're swearing at them under your breath for not letting you pass.

That was a Gordon Brown!

Gordon Brown by Labour lover May 5, 2010

gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

gordaned by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007