"Dude, where've you been, what's that smell?"
"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"
"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"
by Sir Shitzalot April 30, 2010
Get the Before and After mug.by dildo features June 18, 2003
Get the beff mug.1. To care, or be concerned with.
2. A word you use in place of song lyrics that you don't know instead of shutting up and actually listening to the song.
2. A word you use in place of song lyrics that you don't know instead of shutting up and actually listening to the song.
Ross: (singing George Thorogood) " That don't befund me, long as I get my money by next Friday"
Ben: "You're a moron."
Ben: "You're a moron."
by Ben Creepy January 8, 2012
Get the Befund mug.by Tiffany Lopez July 1, 2008
Get the BEFF mug.what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.
similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.
similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's
Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!
Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!
Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!
by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
Get the sisters before mister's mug.A synonym to foreplay, encompassing, but not limited to, all that it implies. Usually used by high-class males before a night of sweet lovin'. Or perhaps after, in a manner of reflection.
by Ben Hall August 31, 2007
Get the Befornication mug.Any powerful sensation of pleasure achieved before orgasm, especially during befornication. Could technically happen anywhere at anytime.
Alternate definition, a premature ejaculation. Perhaps experienced at a beforgy.
Alternate definition, a premature ejaculation. Perhaps experienced at a beforgy.
Girl 1: So how was Steve last night?
Girl 2: Oh he's so easy to please. I sucked on his ear for a second and you'd swear he had a beforgasm.
Girl 2: Oh he's so easy to please. I sucked on his ear for a second and you'd swear he had a beforgasm.
by tedophile March 10, 2010
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