stiff

1.when you walk really stiff and have an overall stiff skeletal system
2.thinking you can do something but you are really bad at it
3.not being able to interact socially and if you do you say/do the weirdest shit

'Fuck ben is such a stiff cunt, he can't even ollie'
'look at this stiff cunt'
'Ben just stiffed out when talking to alyssa'

by johnnydogg September 30, 2017

Sniff and Stiff

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

by inndvision October 14, 2009

stiff

1) To cheat your way out of giving someone promised action or items.

2) A dead body.

3) Something rigid and hard to move.

4) To fail to live up to your end of a bargain.

5) A tightwad.

6) Someone who is obnoxiously lazy and rudely boring.

He won't pay for half the meal despite declaring he would pay for the whole thing beforehand? What a stiff!

by STJosh May 15, 2007

Stiffed

To be super inebriated by drinking substantial quantities of alchol and inhaling excessive amount of mkat thru the nosrils and generally having a great time

Katie: you wana get stiffed tonight?

Jess: I'm already stiffed mate!

by MrRampage December 30, 2012

Seinfeld

Repetitive sitcom appearing in the 90's and early 2000's featuring whiny jewish humor and unrealistic, cornball slapstick. Each episode was roughly the same as the last with varying degrees of change such as character George not getting along with woman B as opposed to woman A yesterday. Highly popular among the bread and circuses crowd who also revere American Idol.

"Our new boss never wants to try any new approaches. He is very Seinfeld-like."

by snoobo September 6, 2007

stiff

a word used to describe a really dry joke.

your joke is so stiff its unbelievable

by thug#1 July 13, 2003

Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.

a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)

by Stadium Status December 30, 2007