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Squad Leader 

the name squad leader is given to a man so powerful you can't describe him in words. More people know of squad leader (Big Bird) than of Jesus Christ. He has the eyes of a hawk and the abitlity to fly. He is always watching you and will always be eager to critique your tight reach right/left form. In his prime he was 6 5 300 lbs and he expects only bigger of the lineman he coaches. He has the strength of two thouand ox and has an abnormaly large chin. if you are a student of him be prepared for inferno. if you think his weight lifting sessions are hard, try doing 100 yard suicides in a suana for 6 hours and then doing tight reaches with the man himself for another 3. if you are ever able to spot him which is rare considering his speed of flight. He will be wearing a gray NFL equipment shirt vikings/chargers with a black undershirt. jordan shorts and blue boomba shoes with a very slick har cut.
Squad Leader- What is your favorite college?
Nick- probably Illinois!
SL- no. your favorite fucking college is iowa
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Leah- Goddess body and Beautiful but doesnt realize it, has a great sense of style, hates labels, loves big hair, gives the best advice, can sometimes become hysterical but that adds to her personality, shes seems like a quiet good girl when you first meet her but when you actually get to know her shes quite the oppisite. She gets frustrated at clingy people at times and can get offended easily but thats because she doesnt have the highest of self esteems. Even though there is no reason for her esteem to be so slow, shes gorgeousssss. Obsessed with movies. Know-it-all, but really isn't. She gives everyone a chance no matter who you are. Shes an amazing person. If you know her, consider yourself lucky.
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Guy2: that Leah.
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Swedish Leaf Blower 

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.
Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.
Swedish Leaf Blower by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

Ivy League 

The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.
I went to an Ivy League, now I have a bachelors degree and over 100,000 in debt because I wasn't very poor or very rich!

Why did my dad leave me 

He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again
Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.

PS3 Leagues 

A truly wonderful part of cyberspace where you can discuss the Sony PlayStation 3 console, insult peoples parents or just hang out with your chums.
"Dude, my PS3 has stopped working"
"Ask the folks on PS3 Leagues. Its the tits"
PS3 Leagues by Linkacious February 2, 2009