The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.
I went to an Ivy League, now I have a bachelors degree and over 100,000 in debt because I wasn't very poor or very rich!
The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....
What Timmy Turner wishes he had so he could kill everyone walking.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear Desiigner's new song , "Timmy Turner"? It's a burner!
Guy 2: Yeah, I can't wait for the English Version to come out!
A couple buildings in the middle of nowhere that are apparently considered a "university". I mean really, what the fuck is even in Nebraska?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know, I go to the University of Nebraska
Guy 2: What? Since When did Nebraska have anything other than Dairy Cows?
Guy 1: *Quietly Sobs*