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Howard Dean Syndrome

Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"
Howard Dean Syndrome by D.E March 18, 2004
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Howard Dean 

verb - To scream in a primal death sort of fashion
I pulled a Howard Dean last night when I dropped a hammer on my toe.
Howard Dean by rightwinger July 29, 2004
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Howard Dean 

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH"
-Howard Dean

^An actual quote from Howard Dean

Jimmy Dean 

Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".
"you ready for a little Jimmy Dean action?"
"what's that"
"brown and serve baby, brown and serve"
Jimmy Dean by Narfle T. Garthok February 22, 2009

faux dean 

A hair cut/style in the like of James Dean. Most popular in the 1990's grunge era.
Ben Affleck in "Chasing Amy" is sporting a major faux dean.

Jason Prestiely is constantly rocking the faux dean
faux dean by Sha-Liz-Nice October 16, 2005

Mike Dean 

One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.
Person 1: “I met a guy on a blind date the other day”
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
Mike Dean by James Bronson February 13, 2022
To preform the act of "El deaned" you must first find a nice but single female who's on vacation by herself the proceed to drink excess amounts of tequila to the point where she allows you to fingerbanged her in a star wars while your friends pose for pictures during the act
Dam girl you got El deaned last night
El Dean by storm trooper April 26, 2014