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Dick Fib 

A little white lie about the size of your penis.
Billy told Emily a little Dick Fib so he could get her in the sack. Shit, he figured she wouldn't see it anyway.
Dick Fib by buddy-doo February 8, 2009
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Dick in denial 

A really annoying, abusive and irritating twat who thinks they are the best.
Jack: "I really hate that guy"
Jason: "Me too"
Jack: "He's a dick in denial

Dick Lull 

a Phenomenon experienced by ladies who love the dick, who after a particularly busy period of dick taking decide they need something of a rest
Jane Kennedy mother of five LOVES the dick however between her 3 and 4 children she experienced something of a dick lull
Dick Lull by WikiWazzler December 17, 2009

dick huertz 

the kid you want to blast in his throat
Danny thinks Bobby is a dick huertz.
dick huertz by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

dick bummer 

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor
Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer
dick bummer by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

Dick Cringer 

When something so awkward or strange is said or done that it causes a slight discomfort in male genitalia. It makes you shake and is often felt like you have to get rid of something that has crawled on your body. It makes you cringe, the epicenter being your penis/testicals.
Doctor - "Your friend is lucky that he didn't die from the crash. Drunk driving is dangerous."

Friend - "Yea, I'll say. Why is his face bandaged?"

Doctor - "Oh, one of his eyelids tore off and fell into his mouth during the crash. We will perform reconstructive surgery soon."

Friend - *Cringes and shakes* "Uhhhhhhg!! What a dick cringer!!"
Dick Cringer by OpX316 June 14, 2011