Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

Dick, Shit Tampon

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.

Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."

by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009

dick me down

when you're ridiculously intoxicated and very horny. you must scream and sing this in different tunes. let the whole party now about your sex drive so you can get some mother fucking dick.

oh my god someone please dick me down!!!!!

by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018

dick eater

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out

eww theirs a dick eater

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Dick Shake

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

dick tickler

Similar to a Ball Tickler (beard) A mushtash used for oral peasure of anothers member in a sense tickling the shaft of another males errect penis, or dick.

In Some cases females can grow dick ticklers.

~Man I'm glad you finally grew a dick tickler.. It greatly adds to the peasure~

~That new dick tickler you have, made my sperm shoot an exta 3 feet.~

~Hey look at that dudes dick tickler~

~Hitler has a small dick tickler~

~Dude, that girl over there has a dick tickler.. SWEET!~

~Man, I think I'm going to grow a dick tickler to look like Jeff Foxworty~

by Dr. Daddy August 24, 2005

dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

by Mark VZ April 23, 2006