museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

come in and get stiff

A sign telling you to go to that strip club downtown. The part "get stiff" means when your cock goes rock hard.

TV: wanna see some naked celebs. Then come on down to our strip club tonight. Come in and get stiff

by \0_0/ February 25, 2017

Down with the stiffness

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

by ChanceD February 17, 2021

stiffs

50's slang, no longer commonly used..

"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)

by pbbt October 10, 2007

Stiffi

Stiffi(s), a strange extraction from the name Stephanie, tend to be very athletic, good looking and have a passion for their beliefs. Usually engaged to a michelle, stiffi's are very lucky humans. Despite their name, they do NOT have sexual tendencies. Likes making rumballs and breaks in her spare time. She rather likes explaining linear equations to a certain "pimp".

boy one: Is that who i think it is?
boy two: It couldn't be! How could we be blessed with such an honour?
boy one: i think it is..
boy two: IT'S STIFFI!

by an untouchable PIMP September 18, 2008

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

Stiffle pop

v. and action that is performed by a female, it is road head that goes for a long time, and you get pulled over by an officer and she finnish and you shoot you load all over the cop.

billy was enjoying his road-head when he got pulled over and the officer came to his window and he gave him a stiffle pop!

by stiffle poper July 22, 2009