stiffs 

Slang. To fail to tip an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaurant wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.

Verb: "He (erroneously) thinks the pizza driver gets the "delivery charge", so stiffs them!"
Noun: Stiffs at a bar find themselves thirstier than the good tippers.

stiffs by blonde one December 10, 2008

stiffs 

those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')

we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)

if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !

jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!

it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!

we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !

stiffs by michael foolsley January 5, 2022

stiffs 

50's slang, no longer commonly used..

"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)

stiffs by pbbt October 10, 2007

stiffs 

that fit girl at running club, she thinks everything is a race
and is really scabby
shes a devil in the bedroom

stiffs is a sperm burping tavern wench!

stiffs by soapysparkles March 18, 2008

stiffs your dick 

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.

stiffs your dick by KevinYarris January 16, 2008

rotting stiffs 

A group of zombies or bunches of zombies and or a name for zombies in general.

"Look at those rotting stiffs over there".

rotting stiffs by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

Gifts and Stiffs 

Slang term for the law school course commonly referred to as Trusts & Estates (or Wills & Trusts in some areas).

Gifts and Stiffs is a useful class, but it isn't much fun, and it can be boring sometimes.

Gifts and Stiffs by J-rad January 10, 2007