Schmock

A slang term for a mixture of tobacco and ground marijuana frequently used in some rural areas of northern California

"Wanna pack a schmock dude?"

by Tha [=] d0C September 15, 2018

shmuck

a very large infected penis

I would'nt suck that shmuck

by tiana fata October 9, 2003

schlucker

A combination of schlong and sucker. Often used to describe girls that won't go all the way but will give a guy some oral.

guy 1 "hey, you been tagging that new chick of yours yet?"

guy 2 "naw, she's a schlucker"

by kaip March 5, 2004

schmunkey

A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet...
Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice

Sue: Hi im 5 Years old!
Al:im her father.
Sue: no dad! not schmunkey!
Al: SCHMUNKEY!!!!!!!!
Sue laughs

by Morgn June 11, 2007

Shmuck

In the language of totally random people, shmuck is a happy term for an uber happy psychotic cool person and is not related AT ALL to any part of the penis in this random language. =
Often used with their nationality as an adjective

Person1: Hey my Dutch shmuck
Person2: Hello my little Irish shmuck!!

by Squiggles =] December 5, 2007

schucky-schucky

A traditional term used by Slavic, city of Chicago taxi cab drivers who, due to religious principles, do not want to use the f-word. The "sch" substitutes the "f"

First time in Chicago?
Do you boys want to go to schucky-schucky whorehouse?

by Stormymike August 6, 2003

Schmick

A gathering of human beings with estrogen. Superior to all other forms of a "bro". Also, fantastic singers. And dancers. And actresses. Triple threats, if you will. Schmicks have impeccable fashion sense, usually consisting of sexy hair, awesome shades, and pajama shorts. Schmicks love Hilary Duff. Bro's don't stand a chance!

Bros are not as cool as schmicks.

by schmickgirl August 29, 2010