Zack schmitt

a person with receding hair, fake supreme wallet, and hasn’t shown his PP to any of his friends

This dudes pullin a heavy zack schmitt vibe

by Coochie boy January 31, 2020

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Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020

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Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

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Barn Schnitzel

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.

Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel

by NASCARJUNKMAN January 8, 2024

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The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

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