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Limpopo

A large river in Africa. Often used as an honorific term towards a person who gives you some water.
Person 1: Limpopo, please give me some water.
Person 2: No problem child.
by yeahnav January 18, 2021
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Limpton

A bailer, someone who is disliked in the local community, or has failed to complete an assigned task.
Ryan: Whoa budzo that joe really is a LIMPTON!
Jason: Far out! he bailed last night, he really went Limpton on us!
by hosio March 16, 2009
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Limpah

Adj; A girl so ugly that she makes a man's penis go limp.
Damn, that girl is so ugly, she's a limpah.
by PrttyGrlsOnlyPls October 12, 2009
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Limpet Whore

A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.

OR

Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"

Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."

Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009
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Limpdickery

To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.
Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"
by KwameKazi September 18, 2012
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limpacorn

When you cut off a guy's small non erected penis and sew it to their forehead
Did you see that guy over there, he looks like a limpacorn?
by Devmarvan July 10, 2017
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Limpfant

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke February 16, 2003
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