Limpfant

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When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

Limpfant by Duke February 16, 2003

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Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

Limpfant by Duke January 22, 2003

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Limpfant

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

Limpfant by Baczkowski March 11, 2003

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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