cantail

Take two swigs off a non-alcoholic beverage can of your choice.

Top off with an alcoholic beverage that pairs well.

Cantail is like a cocktail but drank from the can of mixer.

We poured a couple cantails and walked around the city. No one knew we were gettin after it!

by Blandish October 4, 2022

cantbusy

An instantaneous response to deny request for plans.
Commonly used to alert friends you’re going to have sex with a stranger instead of spending time with them.

R: "Hey S! Want to workout and go practice ou..."
S: "cantbusy"
R: "OH..."
S: "yeah, sorry,,,cantbusy"

by SolidToot November 29, 2022

cant belive you found this.

Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina

cant belive you found this.

by sped demon January 27, 2023

cantada

Used as a replacement for " That Canadian Can't Do It "

Person 1: Hey dude, Cantada!
Person 2: Oh, yeah!

by an Oklahoma March 7, 2023

cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

Cantaloupe

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator

Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*

by GlueNumber1 April 8, 2023

Cantankerous

An old, cranky, and all around grumpy man. Usually named Tim.

Megan: Jesus, I wish there was a word to describe Tim.

Jason: Yeah, he's very cantankerous.

by fastintegra90 April 22, 2023