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'Bertos

A drive-thru Mexican restaurant with cusine that borders somewhere between a full-out cantina and fast food- The Mexican equivalent to Cheap Chinese take-out. The menu consists of typical Mexican-American fare and is usually substantial in size. It is NO generalization to note that every 'Berto's has a signature burrito- Often named after the state or city that particular burrito is purchased in.
Also to note that most 'Berto's are converted Weinerschnitzel, Raxx or Naugle's restaurants- offering a clean, slightly antiquated environment, and that ALL 'Berto's have an unlimited "chips n' salsa" bar inside.

Examples of a "Berto's" include, but not limited to:

Umberto's

Adalberto's

Humberto's

Oberto's

Emberto's

Hamberto's

Bertolinos

Abertos

Robertos

Ebertos
(Calling from Drive-Thru)
"I'm at 'Bertos, you want anything?"
"Which one?"
"The one on (xy) street."
"Pick me up a California Burrito Combo, but tell 'em no salsa. I don't like the way they do it there."
"Yeah, the salsa at the other 'Berto's is a little better."
by Travieso Mentira March 23, 2008
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Bertuzzi

1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.

2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
by WordUp March 11, 2004
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bertha

Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....
You will always have one within your workplace.
by Alikat July 29, 2004
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berthold, north dakota

A dumb place with nothing to do. Really small and most have never heard of it. Nobody likes this place.
"hey, what should we do tonight in Berthold, North Dakota."
--"there is nothing to do in Berthold."
"OK, let's leave."
by Best Berthold Resident March 31, 2009
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Bertation

Another word for fail, deriving from Serene Branson's attempt at reporting from the Grammies, resulting in her melting down on live television in what appeared to be an impersonation of someone having a stroke.
Dude, did you see that YouTube video of Serene Branson, that was such a bertation!
by Jaxsbudgie March 17, 2011
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Bertie

I've taken this from the Allsorts advert. Which used the saying "One to many and you might turn Bertie". Bertie can be used for when you've had one to many of anything.
- I've been out all night and i'm abit "Bertie".
- How are you mate?..."Bertie"
by Darcy Lovitt March 27, 2009
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Bertation

Similar to a dowry, but involving a sexual favor of the father's choosing.
Ely had a very derison, but was anxious there might be a heavy bertation, so he hedge en a peth lebet.
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