j weiner 

a penis shaped like the letter J.

john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.

eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.

j weiner by matthew twatten ballster April 18, 2009

Hide The Weiner 

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"

Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!

Hide The Weiner by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

jesus weiner 

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany

"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"

jesus weiner by twopaws February 24, 2010

White Weiner Wednesday 

A day on Wednesday to fuck any white dude

No I am not gay because I fucked him on White Weiner Wednesday!

White Weiner Wednesday by SkinnyBoner69 December 9, 2019

smoke a weiner 

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

smoke a weiner by muffintop169 March 11, 2011

Knock on Weiner 

Instead of saying "knock on wood" when tempting fate.

My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.

Knock on Weiner by Rusty Fish00k November 29, 2011

turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

turkey weiner by turkey weiner September 30, 2009