Redneck Conference Call

One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.

Hey Bob, I got 3 tickets to the football game, I was thinking that we could take Bert if he's available." "Hold on Ernie I will get the other phone and start a redneck conference call to ask Bert if he can join us.

Redneck Conference Call by Angieliza September 14, 2010

redneck six pack 

The three 24 oz cans of cheap american beer IE bud or bud light that come wraped together, usually found at convenience stores.

Hey, im going to the store to get a redneck six pack before the game.

redneck six pack by groovy2me September 9, 2011

Redneck Apparatus 

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

Redneck Apparatus by Force434 November 9, 2008

redneck wigga 

a white person who acts like a redneck but also tries to act black

Jonathan is a big redneck wigga because he wears tall tees but he loves nascar.

redneck wigga by Major Jmc July 9, 2006

Redneck Rigging 

Using duck tape to hold everything up.

When your furniture is made from cardboard and duck tape.

When you use duck tape as a bandaid.


Were "redneck Rigging" the house.

Come over and help me "redneck rig" my car.

Redneck Rigging by Jordin and Sierra August 15, 2008

redneck blowtorch 

The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.

Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch

Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.

redneck blowtorch by Skyyza April 22, 2011

Redneck Virgin 

A girl who is a vaginal virgin due to love for god or some other bull shit reason but will allow you to fuck her in the ass

She was a redneck virgin and wouldnt let me put it in pink so I got shit on my dick

Redneck Virgin by mmmmpoo September 28, 2009