Hand Job Ghost

Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.

1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.

by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009

Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014

caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

jedi hand-job

To be tossed of without anyone touching you - the way that Jedis do stuff with their mind.

'Oh man, I just cum in my pants'
'You didn't just get Jedi hand-jobbed did you?'

by Dr. Kool August 29, 2006

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

handjolina

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating

shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson

by Caldoski March 22, 2009

Abby's Hand Job Hand

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.

Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010