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hamster lover

by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian
Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'
by #asy June 13, 2019
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Hampster chicken

Special chicken that tastes like hampsters!!๐Ÿ˜‹ To make it grab a innocent family, hampsters, and 1cm slice of pe- I mean chicken and boom!! Hampter chicken.
Person1- Have you tried making the new hampster chicken??
Person2- No. It dosen't even exis-
Person1 covers Person2's mouth.
Person1- make it.
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hamstermoose

Strange looking animal that is related to the lobstergoose. Hamster head with attached moose antlers and very long moose legs and a moose body. Usually wears a blindfold in case it sees a mirror because of its ugliness. Sometimes wears a sweater and has been known to be gay. Makes a loud noise that can only be heard by dogs.
A hamstermoose is the lobstergooses cousin.
by caroline111 July 19, 2009
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Hamster-tube bangs

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.
You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.
by PfefferM May 15, 2014
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Hamster Steak

(n.) A vagina that has so much hair, it can look like your pet, Mr. Snuggles.
Man, my girl got that hamster steak. I wanna pet it.
by AirJordansKing November 7, 2015
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hamsterbate

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate
My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight
by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016
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