danglecock

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.

"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"

by Polish Rob May 12, 2006

Dangler

Someone who posts open-ended questions, partial sentences, and dangling participles on FaceBook just to get comments. Similar to trolling on message boards, but without the intention to antagonize.

Dangler: I'm just saying...
Dangler: I was good enough before, why not now?
Dangler: I'm ready for a new beginning...

by TheOldHag August 13, 2010

Dangle

Verb- The act of urinating off the side of a boat.

While fishing my Dad drinks lots of coke and constantly tells us he is going to dangle.

by Samwiise November 23, 2013

dangle pop

while tea baggin' ya bitch, ya slap her in the face wit yo dick

While tea baggin my bitch , i dangle popped her.

by Riley Freeman October 29, 2007

Dangle

To tease someone with something

A:guess what
N:what?
A:oh nevermind
N:hey dont dangle, tell me

by Laughinmoment February 9, 2008

dangle

A slang term for the male genitalia.

Get yo' dangle out of my face punk bitch.

by Doug Cheesman February 9, 2005

dangleboggies

the pieces of (usually green) shit that hangs from your nose causing great distress(dangleboggies). can cause an un-etractive wipe and lead do dried up boggies beeing inbeded in your hand

hear m8 whats that on your hand?
erm....biscuit
dangleboggies

by degnan January 12, 2008