Laffy Daffy

A phrase used to describe marijuana that makes you laugh uncontrollably for no reason.

Person A- Laughing uncontrollably.
Person B- Its that Laffy Daffy shit, son!

by Ripper34 December 20, 2008

Daffodils

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.

Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.

by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008

dafty

A Hibee
Someone who supports the scum
Please also see schemey, numpty or steamer

Person 1: Alright mate, what fitba team do you support?
Person 2: Hibs!
Person 1: Ya fuckin dafty!

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

daffy-twacker

A spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.

"I think he's a bit of a daffy-twacker".

by tarmac April 21, 2005

Daft old man

The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.

A Daft old man. Who stole a magic Box T.A.R.D.I.S and ran away.

by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012

Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living

That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.

by DickFlex December 20, 2018

Daffy

A duck that always gets shot by an Elmer Fudd

Bugs: Duck Season
Daffy: Wabbit Season
Bugs: Wabbit Season
Daffy: Duck Season FIRE!! *Gets shot*

by Hamtaro January 2, 2019