Crotch Monkey 

an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear

guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?

Crotch Monkey by Flappy McSpitz February 7, 2009

Crotch wound 

Vagina, pussy, equivalent of "axe wound"

Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."

Crotch wound by Neo June 15, 2003

Crotch-Confidence 

An abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one's genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!

"Ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, I was sooooooo the poster boy for Crotch-Confidence, I was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!"

"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"

Crotch-Confidence by Karilas April 26, 2007

Crotch Crumbs 

The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.

Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!

Crotch Crumbs by AngryReptileKeeper January 26, 2009

Crotch Wheaties

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

Crotch Wheaties by Doujinshi March 2, 2009

crotch patty 

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!

crotch patty by john raleigh October 29, 2007

Crotch Bandit 

A person who hides inside a large vagina and waits for crotch.

jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.

Crotch Bandit by N DTKSIFJJMFABOB August 2, 2006