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Crotch Wheaties
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A
box
of Wheaties in your crotch.
Usually
slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the
show
'Ronin Warriors.'
Look at that
guy
'
s
crotch Wheaties. They're family
size
.
Crotch Wheaties
by
Doujinshi
March 2, 2009
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