Blumpkin Pumpkin

A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.

She my lol blumpkin pumpkin.

by Godd'm March 5, 2019

holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

badabingbada blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin after eating italian food

I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin

by doody warbucks December 23, 2011

Incest Blumpkin baby

The most disgusting, low life, waist of a person and the worst abomination in the entire world.

A baby who was conceived while a women sucked off her brother whilst he took a poop then proceeded to let him finish inside her.

Go away you nasty incest blumpkin baby!

by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019

Skype Double Blumpkin

The sexual act of sitting on the toilet backwards placing a computer on the tank lid while shitting and masturbating to the person whom you are skyping with.

Homie, i just did a skype double blumpkin with this one hot broad last night!

by Los Muerto Diablos January 1, 2013

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010