tape ape

A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.

Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.
"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."
by bikergeek April 19, 2013
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ape tackler

A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women.
(said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler.
by Sexier Joe April 22, 2007
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Ape King

The King of Thailand, better known as Bhumibol Adulyadej. he is known as such for his love of feet (at least according to Westerners!)
Peter: Who is that ugly ape?

Kulongkorn: That is our ugly Ape King.
by Toshmon January 12, 2008
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ap calculus

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.
by 5'1"Racer May 31, 2005
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Ape Real

One who is born in the fourth month. A black chick with an awesome body an all the boys get in that monkey. Spanking the monkey.
Damnn you so Ape real . Let me spanking that monkey girl!
by LeiairaRaine June 21, 2020
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Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.
Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"
by WhisperOfTheWorm December 14, 2019
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Skank Ape

Much like the SKUNK APE but often misidentified as STACEYUS ABRAMSUS it has large irregular gapped teeth, large jug head with nappy ASS hair on the head and back. When feeding it has to make 2 passes on corn on the cob because of the gapped teeth.
There’s a SKANK APE in Georgia that thinks she is the Governor!
by Gods Gift To Women June 27, 2022
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