ape tackler

A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women.

(said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler.

by Sexier Joe April 28, 2007

tape ape

A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.

Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.

"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."

by bikergeek April 19, 2013

Ape King

The King of Thailand, better known as Bhumibol Adulyadej. he is known as such for his love of feet (at least according to Westerners!)

Peter: Who is that ugly ape?

Kulongkorn: That is our ugly Ape King.

by Toshmon January 16, 2008

ap calculus

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.

I'm not taking AP calculus because it's too hard.

by 5'1"Racer June 5, 2005

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014