Zoinked

When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later

Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked

Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon

by BicBoiMatt March 05, 2018

zoink

1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "ZOINK!"

Zoink!

by Seymour Butz March 28, 2003

Zoinking

Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.

Zoinking! (Used by itself)

by A Babinator February 03, 2011

Zoinked

Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.

Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked

by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019

Zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened

1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"

by litdragon99 January 06, 2021

Zoinks

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking

"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"

by Scottscrab March 24, 2019

Zoinks

Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation

"ZOINKS"

by BoricJarl March 01, 2018