Zoinked

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana

Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.

by Wackass247 September 24, 2018

Zoinked

When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later

Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked

Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon

by BicBoiMatt March 5, 2018

zoink

1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "ZOINK!"

Zoink!

by Seymour Butz March 28, 2003

Zoinking

Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.

Zoinking! (Used by itself)

by A Babinator February 3, 2011

Zoinks

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking

"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"

by Scottscrab March 24, 2019

Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.

Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth

by Why do you care about who I am April 24, 2019

Zoinks

Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation

"ZOINKS"

by BoricJarl March 1, 2018