Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

wonky wonk

wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...

that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010

Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:

So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.

by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014

Squigity wonk

When you say this term out loud your friend named matthew will attack the person nearest to him by crouching low and running into them.

You:"Squigity wonk"
Nearest Matthew: attacks random Granny

by ScantCaribou209 October 5, 2020

wondtacular

what happened to wonderful and spectacular when they were driving along and suddenly cross an intersection. Unfortunately for them, two tractor trailer trucks were also passing on opposite sides and the both slammed into the poor adjective's car sandwitching them together, and fusing them into a hideous frankenstienesque creature known as wondtacular

those chocolate covered waffles were wondtacular!

by an untraceable name February 19, 2010

Long Live The Wonk Eye

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye

"Hey everybody, I'm Katy Perry. Long live the wonk eye."

by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009