Vultch

verb. To sit idle

I'm just going to vultch here on the sofa until you get back with the beer.

by Wierdly Strange August 20, 2011

vetching

Vetching is when a man cums in another man's asshole and sucks it back out.

Dude, I was vetching my boyfriend last night and I think he liked it.

by randomman686 December 6, 2016

veltching

Using velcro to rip off pubic hair

How did you get it so bald did you use veltching?

by pdawgissigma April 12, 2024

viltch

A very very ugly female prostitute. May have a odd shaped body with way too big tits and a way to huge ass.

Guy 1- Damn dude did you just see that viltch on the corner?
Guy 2- Ya man her tits were bigger than her head!
Guy 1- She reminded me of that alien singer in that star wars movie.
Guy 2- OMG her face looked just like that!

by Vitcho January 5, 2010

velchie

Velchie - The substance or residue left over from ones vaginal burp or belch.

Velcie: "Bro do you see that chick over there? Last week i was fucking her, and sure enough the next day I had a bunch of velchie under my foreskin!"

Kravex: "Holy shit dude! That almost sounds like your name!"

by Kravexx March 5, 2014

Ventching

The act of venting a problem and bitching about it at the same time.

In therapy today Jane Doe was ventching about her messed up life.

by YepIAmIt September 13, 2017

Velichin

A retards way to say vehicle.

Guy 1: Dude you seen that velichin?
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: Yeah that driving thing right there *points*.
Guy 2: You mean vehicle, you fucking idiot?!

by The Professor of sadness May 12, 2021