Velichin

A retards way to say vehicle.

Guy 1: Dude you seen that velichin?
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: Yeah that driving thing right there *points*.
Guy 2: You mean vehicle, you fucking idiot?!

by The Professor of sadness May 12, 2021

velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

by Valgar May 5, 2014

velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

by VelcherKing June 15, 2018

veltching

Using velcro to rip off pubic hair

How did you get it so bald did you use veltching?

by pdawgissigma April 12, 2024