Spattention

Attention, Space, Want, Need, Distance, Separate, Attentive

“I need a little bit of spattention in order for us to have a healthy relationship.”

“If you want to know if I need spattention just ask me.”

by Write Me April 11, 2020

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Swasted

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

by wasian24 June 10, 2010

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

spaztec

A guy who wears Aztec all the time and is probably called James or something equally shit.

"Hey look, he's wearing Aztec AGAIN!"
"Yeah, I saw. What an absolute spaztec wanker"

by spaztecwanker November 30, 2016

Smaste

Smaste -(smell/taste) - can be experienced from a distance that no human is capable of imagining. It brings thoughts of a maggot infested wound from some kind of flesh rotting disease. It's smell, flavor, and appearance all blend into one unsettling heap that even the depths of hell don't want.

The plumber said under my house was so horrible he could smaste it.

I don't know what happened in that house but you could smaste it 3 blocks away.

Oh my god when that guy farted in the elevator everyone could smaste it. It was awful.

by I am Multiplied March 14, 2019