schlammblut

the German word for a muggle (none magical born) wizard/witch

her parents are muggles so she is a schlammblut

by blueeyedtimothy January 17, 2011

schwamm

Someone who is very stupid and feels awkward meeting new people. Only love interests are generally animals, esp. cats.

That girl is such a Schwamm she legit has no friends all she does is flirt with cats.

EWWWWW that girl is a Schwamm i hate her more than i anything in the whole world.

by kittycatobsesser! April 23, 2009

scrammer

people who think they have lot of time to finish their work but end up doing all nightes to finish the job

stop being a scrammer and start doing your work early

by gwuentdsaumit March 14, 2019

schmammered

Drunk enough to screw your European roommate. maybe even the Russian one too

Man i was so schmammered last night i fucked Egore. And Kevin too..

by after hours November 7, 2004

schmammed

Being significantly drunk.

Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Schmammered

Beyond hammered

You know when you're hammered and you see another person stumbling around...and you say to yourself "THAT guy's drunk!". That's Schmammered

by UB_VI_UB_IX December 22, 2010

Schmammeredville

The place where drunk people go in their minds. It is a happy place.
Smashed+hammered

We are taking a trip to Schmammeredville who's coming?

by SheenaBeanz May 4, 2006